Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Baird's First Law of Marginal Maritime Advice...

The First Law states -

Weight High - Bad

Weight Low - Good

The First Law's Ballard Derivation -

Food - Good

Fire - Bad

Tide's Out - Table Set

The Survey - Delivery Clause to the aforementioned First Law -

If your boat's afloat and you don't see any smoke - call me for a quote

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